Aka Mr. Leftward sloping ***** I got a story for you al_是什么歌

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Aka Mr. Leftward sloping ***** I got a story for you al_是什么歌

歌曲信息

歌曲专辑:So Hard

演唱歌手:Lil Dicky

Ex-Boyfriend歌词


[by:Joyeux]
[00:01.150]
[00:04.830]Aka Mr. Leftward sloping *****
[00:09.100]I got a story for you all now a€“ Yes sir.
[00:14.060]Now I been dating this girl named Katie, she hot as hell
[00:17.390]And her body crazy, v****a shaven and it dona€?t smell
[00:40.160]And I dona€?t fall for chickens, but this one a little different
[00:23.690]Body sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chicken
[00:26.950]Got me thing she the one man, even fully clothed, shawty really fun
[00:30.280]Get a lotta hos, but none of those come close
[00:32.340]I swear this the most that Ia€?ve felt so damn exposed
[00:34.210]Oh yeah, therea€?s one more thing and I know this s*it gonna sound insane
[00:37.400]But I still havena€?t hit it I admit it, I wish I was kidding
[00:41.120]Never been up inside before, because shea€?s only **** one guy before
[00:44.390]And though I really wanna boink this whore
[00:45.860]She my sweetie 3.14
[00:47.630]So Ia€?m staying patient, and masterbating, and now my heart is sorta racing
[00:51.310]Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
[00:54.700]Hell yeah, Ia€?m down, Ia€?m about to go all out
[00:58.090]Ia€?m gonna poud that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
[01:01.230]But on the way to the crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie is
[01:04.620]So I say a€?who thisa€? and she say *****, this is my ex boyfriend Jim
[01:08.350]And I aina€?t usually the one to be the jealous type
[01:11.220]But as Ia€?m looking at this dude I cana€?t believe my eyes
[01:14.650]Cuz hea€?s the best looking guy that Ia€?ve seen in my whole life
[01:20.850]Hea€?s got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
[01:24.870]Man this the closest thing Ia€?ve seen to a Grecian god
[01:28.670]And now Ia€?m looking at my chick, cuz his *****€?s been inside her raw
[01:33.680]Aww damn
[01:35.900]Man this is crazy, I cana€?t believe this guy used to **** my lady
[01:39.660]I bet he left that ***** ravaged like Haiti
[01:41.960]Katiea€?s huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades Katie
[01:44.480]And Ia€?m buggin and queasy, this aint okay
[01:46.020]And then they say, a€?leta€?s get drinksa€? so I say okay
[01:48.150]Even though I was about to get laid
[01:49.550]Man this ******* look like Ashton, combined with a lil Hugh Jackman
[01:53.210]In other words, hea€?s so damn attractive
[01:54.670]So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him
[01:56.470]Now Ia€?m in the back with him, sippin on some yak with him
[01:58.320]And he paying for it all, he inves**ent banking
[01:59.890]Ia€?m acting, like I aint distracted
[02:01.400]
[02:03.220]An dnow Ia€?m feeling pissed, so I go and take a piss
[02:06.290]Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is
[02:09.800]And I had to see, and I was mad discrete
[02:11.740]And I got on my toes and I took a little peek
[02:13.690]Oh my god Becky, look at that c**k
[02:16.530]And I aina€?t usually the one to be the jealous type
[02:19.810]But as Ia€?m looking at his ****, I cana€?t believe my eyes
[02:23.220]Cuz hea€?s got the biggest c**k that Ia€?ve seen in my whole life
[02:29.130]And now Ia€?m staring at this dudea€?s soft **** with a lotta hate
[02:33.310]Because the s*it is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
[02:36.880]And I dona€?t know if I can date my girl after tonight
[02:42.660]Aw damn
[02:44.370]I dona€?t know what to do, dudea€?s **** is really huge
[02:47.790]I didna€?t realize a ***** could be so smooth
[02:51.120]I know shea€?s missing that, my ***** isna€?t that
[02:54.530]Ia€?m looking closer, I think that his **** has abs
[02:57.840]
[03:01.160]Ita€?s so long and thick, Ita€?s like a punching bag
[03:04.740]Ia€?m saying ita€?s so shaven, head is amazing
[03:06.870]Got my **** looking like a raisin
[03:08.280]Skin tone insane, man hea€?s hung like Saddam Hussain, its crazy
[03:11.910]What the **** should I do?
[03:13.590]He gotta Rutha€?s Chris ****, and minea€?s a drive thru
[03:16.960]
[03:19.970]Cuz I simply cana€?t survive
[03:21.810]After seeing what was in between his thighs, so I tell her
[03:25.500]That this dudea€?s gotta **** that I dona€?t comprehend
[03:28.340]I had to move my neck to see it end to end
[03:31.790]I mean the physics of his **** just dona€?t make any sense
[03:37.750]And I think ita€?s for the best if this comes to an end
[03:41.970]Because the *** with him must have been the best
[03:45.540]And I would say leta€?s just be friends
[03:48.280]But I think I would just think about his **** all the time, so goodbye
[03:52.550]Then she told me ***** I dona€?t really know what to say
[03:55.690]Because I dated this dude in second grade
[03:56.160]So I dona€?t know about his ****, now leta€?s go home and get you laid
[04:05.100]And then I took her to my crib, and you know that we belly slapped
[04:09.920]And I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came
[04:14.040]
[04:20.040]
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Ex-Boyfriend评论

Lil_A4U:
我他妈不比你男朋友大?
kkato:
?????????????什么
gun_no_trigger:
我没在等你 也没喜欢别人
getthefuckoffmydick:
14年听的,今天tm居然做梦梦到了
王炸伦大草莓:
有翻译会怎样,好期待大神翻译!!
R1CARDO-6:
好久之前听的今天又听到了 哈哈哈牛批
yfgygfkjghuohghgfhff:
我的七舅八爹 翻译竟然没有了
星黎光:
哈哈哈哈最后beat都放完了 还要说一段
羋氏貓:
But I'm not going to ride it, that ain't me, that's how it free came off the brain, I have to think of it, it is what it is, I ain't gonna act on it,
零点二十三分:
啊啊啊啊阿伟死了,都去给我看mv!!
帐号已注销:
我也曾败倒在她前男友的大雕下,所以我和她分手,选择了大雕[开心]
就四不翘色:
网易云真是够了,这歌都能搜到,而且还带MV[大哭]
Retardfoff:
押韵的让人吃惊,毕竟是这么黄暴的歌[大哭][大哭][大哭]
只吃鸡胸肉:
...靠 中午在公司随便放歌 随机播到这个歌了 当时没在意歌词 后来同屋的美国人看我的眼神一直怪怪的 [大笑][大笑]
Niffler-D:
唯一一首把歌词认真看玩的歌
Hugo雨:
哈哈哈哈哈哈,还有最后一段类似自述的歌词怎么没翻译出来?
胖婶儿是个小仙女:
最右+1 右友们在哪里[狗][跳舞]
WSHFHtoV:
中国14亿人口,为什么我没人口?
王良瑾:
听这首歌的有没有小仙女?
NoBelonged-:
等一下这个信息量有点大
是四七嘛:
歌词可真是又搞笑又无奈又潇洒的哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
CoeKeer:
他说他最后拔出 She在了女生的耻骨上 然后想要用报纸做个自己的那啥然后在上面骑....接着又试图解释这听上去很Gay但只是他在Freestyle
Paranoid念旧:
其实我是希望电音不要在中国太火 因为你也不是不知道现在的中国流行音乐变成了什么样子
噩夢中的微笑:
金智媛在我心里是最漂亮的韩国演员[憨笑]
开森的小柚子:
不得不说粤语版本的就是好听,每听一句都叫人热血沸腾,就像看我们纪念反法西斯70周年阅兵一样。鼓舞士气,中华儿女加油!!
王小丫鸭呀:
看到最后,大家都相序离开后那段刻骨铭心的告别,每个人脸上都充满了温和的笑容。也许正是这种羁绊才使得黑变得如此温柔并支撑着他一直走下去。
试图谋杀月亮:
成年人都是过了期的小孩子,依然要学习打卡
贺离_:
不好意思啊!我妹拿我手机!我也不知道!
山月5:
我要蹦迪,我想出去,我想SPACE CLUB
吹风的季节:
六面的记忆就是。。。好听的bgm和纯背板的道中配置

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