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歌曲专辑：老友记（第二季）

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Friends S02E09歌词

[by:西尔莎-罗男]
[ti:Friends S02E09]
[ar:英语听力]
[al:老友记（第二季）]
[by:西尔莎-罗南]
[00:05.82]PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
[00:07.20]Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree.
[00:10.65]Oh, my God, you should see the size of his Christmas balls!
[00:16.64]Hey. RACHEL: Hey.
[00:18.30]How much did you tip the super?
[00:20.20]Yeah, we were gonna give 50, but we don't wanna look bad.
[00:23.78]Oh, this year we just made him cookies.
[00:26.82]And 25 it is.
[00:30.08]Heh. You gave him cookies?
[00:30.34]Money is so impersonal. RACHEL: Yeah.
[00:33.36]Cookies says someone really cares.
[00:36.80]All right, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
[00:40.41]I can see that.
[00:41.77]A plate of brownies told me a limerick.
[00:46.83]Pheebs, let me ask you something. Were these, uh, "funny" brownies?
[00:50.90]Not especially.
[00:52.89]But, you know, I think they had pot in them.
[00:57.84]So, you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
[01:01.19]Uh, the mailman, the super...
[01:04.60]Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
[01:07.18]JOEY: Oh, my God.
[01:09.56]RACHEL: What?
[01:11.24]Uh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
[01:13.69]RACHEL: Oh, wow.
[01:15.26]Oh, gosh.
[01:16.72]Oh, these are cookies smashed in the Sports section.
[01:20.63]And he did my crossword puzzle.
[01:22.49]Yeah, but not very well, unless 14 across, "Gershwin musical"...
[01:26.40]...actually is "Bite me, bite me, bite me."
[02:20.70]I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know?
[02:22.85]One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know...
[02:25.94]...your lords are a-leaping and your geese are a-laying. Heh.
[02:30.78]Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.
[02:35.89]Hey, guys.
[02:36.55]Hey, Rach.
[02:41.38]I, uh, got you a little present.
[02:46.30]I'll open it.
[02:49.42]It's a Slinky!
[02:51.90]Ha, ha. Remember, huh?
[02:53.30]Walks downstairs Alone or in pairs
[02:55.26]Everyone knows it's...
[02:58.98]Just a big spring.
[03:01.94]You're still mad because of the whole...
[03:03.47]Horrible list of reasons not to be with me?
[03:06.94]How about we just call it "the unfortunate incident"?
[03:13.02]Hey, Gunther. You got stairs in your place?
[03:15.92]Yeah. - Go nuts.
[03:20.22]Hey, guys.Hey.
[03:22.21]What's in the bag?
[03:24.46]Mm, just some presents.
[03:26.67]Come on, show us what you bought.
[03:29.28]You know you want to.
[03:32.69]Okay.
[03:36.38]This is a picture frame from Ben to my parents.
[03:40.49]Oh, that's cute.
[03:42.08]Some "Hers" and "Hers" towels for Susan and Carol.
[03:47.93]And, uh, I got this blouse for Mom.
[03:51.24]Ross, that is gorgeous! - Yeah?
[03:53.37]Look at these authentic fake medals!
[03:56.27]Mom's gonna be voted "best dressed"...
[03:58.27]...at the make-believe military academy!
[04:03.06]Hey. - Hey.
[04:04.77]Happy Christmas Eve Eve. - You too.
[04:07.92]Oh, my God! Where did you get this?
[04:10.06]Uh, Macy's, third floor, home furnishings.
[04:13.03]This is my father!
[04:14.52]This is a picture of my dad!
[04:19.29]Uh, Pheebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
[04:22.34]No, it's my dad. I'll show you.
[04:25.45]I thought your dad was in prison.
[04:27.40]No, that's my stepdad.
[04:29.15]My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
[04:32.81]How have you never been on Oprah?
[04:36.19]Look, see? This is him.
[04:38.63]My mother gave me this picture before she died. Same guy!
[04:45.97]Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy...
[04:48.81]...posing in front of a blue screen with a collie.
[04:52.01]It's not a blue screen. It's just...
[04:55.09]Maybe it was just really clear that day.
[05:00.37]Okay, I have to talk to my grandmother.
[05:03.31]MONICA: Wait a minute, honey!Pheebs.
[05:07.92]CHANDLER: Whoa. RACHEL: Wow.
[05:10.23]I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me.
[05:13.98]Joey.
[05:15.63]Oh, but when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears!
[05:21.65]Esther Livingston.
[05:25.66]Gone!
[05:29.32]Um... Hi, Pooh.
[05:31.24]Hi, Gram. Ahem, what you doing?
[05:33.53]Oh, just updating the phone book.
[05:37.15]Um, Gram? Um...
[05:39.41]Can I see the pictures of my dad again?
[05:41.96]Oh.
[05:43.77]Oh, sure, sure.
[05:45.42]Uh... Huh, how come?
[05:47.87]Just, you know, to see him.
[05:50.16]Oh, sure. Here.
[05:52.45]All right, uh...
[05:54.22]This is the one of your father in a meadow.
[05:58.29]And, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite.
[06:02.37]And here he is at a graduation.
[06:06.46]Another graduation.
[06:09.67]Another graduation.
[06:16.02]Is this really my father?
[06:17.15]Is it really your...?
[06:20.20]Well, of course it is.
[06:23.26]I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire!
[06:28.78]Well, I...
[06:29.54]In all the years we've been grandmother and granddaughter...
[06:31.60]...you've never lied.
[06:34.54]All right, that's not your father. It's a picture of a guy in a frame.
[06:41.41]Oh, God.
[06:43.42]It was your mother's idea.
[06:45.64]She didn't want you to know your real father...
[06:49.37]...because it hurt her so much when he left.
[06:49.98]I didn't wanna go along with it.
[06:52.37]But then she died and it was harder to argue with her.
[06:57.66]Not impossible, but harder.
[07:00.88]All right. So he's not a famous tree surgeon?
[07:09.21]And I guess he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones?
[07:13.93]Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
[07:17.82]That makes no sense.
[07:19.21]Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist?
[07:24.14]Honey.
[07:26.44]Oh. Yeah. - Yeah.
[07:28.70]Anyway, that's all I know.
[07:34.27]That...
[07:37.54]...and this.
[07:42.34]This...
[07:44.39]...is the real him.
[07:48.18]Oh.
[07:52.07]I remember my father all dressed up in the red suit...
[07:55.09]...the big black boots and the patent leather belt...
[07:58.78]...sneaking around downstairs. He didn't want us to see him...
[08:00.70]...but he'd be drunk, so he'd crash into something and wake everybody up.
[08:07.16]That doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.
[08:10.40]Who said anything about Christmas?
[08:15.18]Hi. - Anyone hear from Phoebe yet?
[08:18.02]No, nothing.
[08:19.78]I hope she's okay.
[08:21.84]I know exactly what she's going through.
[08:24.00]How do you know what she's going through?
[08:26.11]She told us.
[08:31.04]What do you got there, Monica?
[08:32.89]Stuff for the party.
[08:34.27]Aren't you guys supposed to be shopping?
[08:37.52]You didn't buy presents yet?
[08:39.46]Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! What are you gonna do?
[08:42.45]Don't you have to be Claymation to say stuff like that?
[08:47.28]Oh, by the way, Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies.
[08:50.09]Here are the ornaments your mom sent.
[08:55.49]Well...
[08:56.54]Maybe the mailman liked the cookies. We just didn't give him enough.
[09:00.58]Monica, pigeons learn faster than you.
[09:11.76]Hey, Rach. Ahem.
[09:13.37]I think I know what will make you feel better.
[09:16.20]How about you make a list about me?
[09:19.27]Forget it. I'm not gonna stand here...
[09:21.92]...and make a list.
[09:23.08]Okay, you're whiny...
[09:24.52]...you are obsessive, you are insecure...
[09:28.05]...you're gutless. - Heh.
[09:29.91]You don't ever just seize the day.
[09:32.22]You liked me for a year and you didn't do anything about it.
[09:36.33]And, uh... Oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair.
[09:43.42]See, there. You, uh...
[09:45.27]All right, you did what I said.
[09:48.17]And you know what? - Hmm?
[09:49.56]You're right. I do feel better.
[09:51.58]Thank you, Ross.
[09:59.28]Yeah, in Albany. Could I have the number of Frank Buffay?
[10:04.30]Okay. Um, in lthaca?
[10:07.94]All right, um, Saratoga?
[10:11.07]Oneonta?
[10:13.51]You know what? You shouldn't call yourself Information!
[10:22.53]Hey.
[10:23.33]Hello, Grandma. If that is, in fact, your real name.
[10:28.71]Come on now, Pooh. Don't still be mad at me.
[10:32.06]How's it going? - Oh, not so good.
[10:35.81]Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math.
[10:40.20]Well, I think you're better off without him.
[10:43.88]Oh, honey, I know he's your daddy.
[10:45.98]But to me, he's still the irresponsible creep..
[10:50.79]...who locked up your mom and stole her Gremlin.
[10:55.50]I know. I just wanted to know who he was, you know?
[11:00.56]Yeah, I know.
[11:03.61]Okay.
[11:05.84]I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know...
[11:10.49]...exactly where he lived.
[11:12.98]What do you mean?
[11:14.45]He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown.
[11:20.83]If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far.
[11:23.93]You can take my cab.
[11:25.19]Wow.
[11:27.58]Thank you.
[11:30.28]Nobody else drives that cab. - Uh-huh. Got it.
[11:35.02]I'm gonna see my dad! - Ha-ha-ha.
[11:37.48]Thank you. - Oh. Ha, ha.
[11:40.82]Mm, okay. Oh.
[11:42.37]Wish me luck, Grandpa.
[11:53.35]Hey.
[11:54.15]Phoebe here with the cab yet?
[11:55.39]Yeah, she brought the invisible cab.
[11:57.88]Hop in!
[11:59.91]She'd better get here. The stores close at 7.
[12:02.56]It'll be two hours to Phoebe's dad's house...
[12:05.69]...they'll meet, chat, swap life stories.
[12:07.91]We'll still have plenty of time.
[12:10.84]Hey, here she comes! - Hey.
[12:12.41]JOEY: Hey, hey.
[12:16.64]Hi.
[12:18.78]Hey. JOEY: Hey.
[12:21.52]Can you believe this?
[12:22.95]In like two hours I'm gonna have a dad.
[12:25.44]Yeah, big stuff.
[12:28.58]Okay, let's go. - Okay.
[12:30.42]Here, you have to hold this. - Okay.
[12:35.62]"Brake, left. Gas, right"?〝
[12:38.97]Uh-huh, that's my cheat sheet.
[12:43.85]Where's my seat belt? - That side doesn't have one.
[12:46.89]The paramedics had to cut through it.
[12:52.78]Hey. - Hey.
[13:01.44]Come on, just tell me. Please, please.
[13:04.18]For the 16th time, no, I do not think you're obsessive.
[13:10.33]Oh, it's hot in here! MONICA: Rach, get the heat.
[13:13.15]Ross, turn the heat down, please? - Sure.
[13:16.24]By the way .There's a difference between obsessive...
[13:18.11]Ross, the heat!
[13:19.64]Okay. Heat, heat, heat. And I'm the obsessive one?
[13:24.74]Okay.
[13:26.40]This way is on.
[13:28.01]So this is...
[13:32.73]...off.
[13:35.44]Did you just break the radiator?
[13:37.21]No, I was turning the knob and...
[13:40.95]...here it is.
[13:43.22]Well, put it back!
[13:47.07]It, uh...
[13:49.43]It won't go back. - Ugh. I'll call the super.
[13:51.57]Here, let me try.
[13:53.28]Oh, oh, that's right. I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
[13:57.81]Hey, it's Funny's cousin...
[13:59.54]...Not Funny!
[14:01.38]Hi, Mr. Treeger?
[14:02.48]It's Rachel Green from upstairs.
[14:04.70]Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator...
[14:07.96]...and it's really hot in here.
[14:11.30]Yes, it's hot enough to bake cookies.
[14:15.67]Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6?
[14:19.46]What? No, no. Tuesday? We can't wait until Tuesday.
[14:22.59]We're having a party tonight.
[14:24.29]Okay, tip the man.
[14:26.21]If he doesn't like our cookies, too bad.
[14:27.78]I won't be blackmailed.
[14:30.24]Look, if it gets a little warm...
[14:31.64]...it can be a theme party.
[14:34.56]Here's a theme: "Come on in, live like bacon!"
[14:40.25]Ooh, this is it.
[14:41.34]Seventy-four.74
[14:44.98]Oh, so that's what this is for!
[14:48.45]This is it. I'm gonna meet my dad.
[14:51.74]This is, like, the biggest thing ever, huh?
[14:54.12]Yeah. - Sure is.
[14:56.81]Here I go. I'm going in.
[14:58.32]All right!
[14:59.42]Good luck, Pheebs.
[15:00.87]Okay.
[15:02.67]Here I go.
[15:06.45]Here I go.
[15:09.25]I'm going.
[15:23.28]Hi.
[15:24.29]Welcome to our tropical Christmas party, heh.
[15:26.78]Put your coats, sweaters, pants and shirts in the bedroom.
[15:32.92]It's hard to tell because I'm sweating...
[15:35.43]...but I use exactly what the gel bottle says.
[15:37.85]An amount about the size of a pea. How can that be too much?
[15:46.18]Ice?
[15:49.82]Ice? Ice squares anyone? Take a napkin.
[15:53.95]All right.
[15:55.50]Monica. Monica!
[15:57.76]Monica, your guests are turning into jerky.
[16:01.30]Really? I'm perfectly comfortable.
[16:04.25]Ha, ha. Hey! Get in line, buddy. I was next.
[16:11.10]Mr. Treeger.
[16:12.74]You said there was a party.
[16:14.26]Oh, yeah.
[16:16.52]Well, hey, welcome to our sauna.
[16:18.50]Uh, is it hot? My body always stays cool.
[16:21.64]Probably because I have so much skin.
[16:25.43]Hey, cheese!
[16:29.01]Here's the chance. Monica, give him cash.
[16:31.50]Rachel, give him your earrings. Something. Anything!
[16:34.66]No, I will not cave.
[16:36.35]I'm with Mon.
[16:39.38]All right. You know how you say I never seize the day?
[16:41.18]Even though he's your super, I'm seizing.
[16:46.19]Mr. Treeger?
[16:48.66]Here is 50 bucks. Merry Christmas.
[16:51.61]Oh, wow.
[16:52.86]I didn't get you anything.
[16:55.02]Here's five back.
[16:58.17]No, that's your Christmas tip.
[17:00.98]Oh, do you think there's a chance you can fix that radiator now?
[17:05.82]No can do. Like I told the girl...
[17:08.44]...I can't get a knob until Tuesday.
[17:11.09]
[17:12.78]He's playing baseball.
[17:14.72]You mean hardball?
[17:18.77]Whatever.
[17:22.68]What you gonna do?
[17:23.84]Excuse me. I'm seizing.
[17:26.27]Mr. Treeger?
[17:28.78]Here's another 50.
[17:30.83]Happy Hanukkah.
[17:32.68]Will, uh, this help with the knob-getting?
[17:36.07]No.
[17:38.32]The place is not open till Tuesday.
[17:40.58]Am I not saying it right?
[17:43.99]So you really did like my cookies?
[17:46.43]Oh, yeah, they were so personal. It really showed you cared.
[17:56.75]Nice seizing...
[17:58.05]...gel boy.
[18:02.63]So, uh...
[18:04.79]Is this, uh, mistletoe?
[18:07.42]No, uh, that...
[18:10.01]That is basil.
[18:13.80]Oh. - Yeah.
[18:15.69]If it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
[18:20.03]No, it's still basil.
[18:36.10]Okay.
[18:38.28]How far did you get? - Mailbox.
[18:40.31]All right, we're getting closer. - Uh-huh.
[18:44.82]What's going on?
[18:46.51]It's just, like, a whole mess of stuff.
[18:48.81]Like yesterday, my dad was this famous Burma tree-surgeon guy.
[18:54.97]And, you know, now he's, uh, a pharmacist guy and...
[18:58.52]Well, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
[19:02.25]Yeah, maybe. And I'll knock on the door...
[19:06.43]...and he'll hug me, and I'll have a dad.
[19:10.40]I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be nice to me...
[19:14.24]...because, you know, I'm Frank's daughter.
[19:17.34]So why not go knock?
[19:22.56]Because, I mean, what if he's not this great dad guy?
[19:28.00]What if he's still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us?
[19:34.86]Yeah. CHANDLER: Hmm.
[19:38.32]You know what?
[19:40.53]I've already lost a fake dad this week.
[19:42.07]I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
[19:48.77]Pheebs, that's okay. You took a big step today.
[19:52.80]Yeah? CHANDLER: Yeah.
[19:55.43]Someday, when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.
[19:59.72]And when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
[20:03.32]You guys.
[20:08.82]Sorry about your shopping.
[20:10.28]Oh, that's okay. We'll figure something out.
[20:17.16]I know you're not going in there...
[20:18.40]...but do you think it'd be all right if I went in and used his bathroom?
[20:22.78]That's fine, never mind.
[20:26.38]Cool, snow!
[20:28.25]Kind of like a blank canvas.
[20:40.21]Ho-ho-ho-holy crap, is it hot in here!
[20:45.61]You mind if I turn the heat down?
[20:47.93]We could have used that kind of thinking earlier!
[20:51.19]So, Pheebs, how did it go?
[20:53.33]Oh, ahem, I couldn't go in.
[20:57.06]Honey, I'm sorry. - Are you okay?
[20:58.05]Yeah, it's okay, because I know he's there.
[21:01.41]So that's enough for now.
[21:03.06]Hey, it's after midnight! Merry Christmas, everyone!
[21:08.29]Oh, right! Merry Christmas!
[21:11.68]The knob was broken...
[21:12.92]...so I turned it off from underneath. I hope that's all right.
[21:28.05]Rach, these are for you.
[21:31.05]Wiper blades.
[21:33.77]I don't even have a car.
[21:35.16]Ha, ha. No, but with this new-car smell, you'll think you do.
[21:42.34]Okay, Pheebs, your turn.
[21:45.12]Toilet-seat covers.
[21:53.27]Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
[21:55.37]Mm-hm.
[21:56.65]You guys!
[21:58.94]And for Ross...
[22:00.33]...Mr. Sweet Tooth.
[22:05.89]You got me a cola drink?
[22:08.37]And a lemon-lime!
[22:12.71]Well, this is too much. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
[22:19.81]And last but not least...
[22:24.44]They're ribbed for your pleasure.
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